Chapter 1 · The first day
The Day You Find a Stranger in Your House
- 01Why your first move matters more than your fastest move
- 02The four stages: identify, document, notice, court
- 03What winning really looks like
The book
One book. Thirteen steps. Your house back.
We've watched these cases play out in court: people living rent-free for months, a lease from a "landlord" nobody can reach, a story that changes every time the judge asks a question. The owners who win are the ones who stay calm and follow the process. This book is that process, in order.
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Get Them Out
The Homeowner's Step-by-Step Guide to Removing Squatters Legally and Protecting Your Property. Written for US homeowners and small landlords, in plain English.
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What you get
- The Full Book — 133-page PDF, 13 chapters, from the first phone call to getting your keys back.
- A "Try This" Step in Every Chapter — one action you can finish in under 30 minutes.
- Key Points Boxes — the whole chapter in 3 to 5 lines when you're in a hurry.
- Quick Reference Pages — every action step, a First 48 Hours list and a Never Do list on two pages.
- Your State Checklist — how to find your state's current law in about 20 minutes.
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Two paths
What panic tells you to do. And what actually works.
The first hours decide a lot. On the left is what most angry owners want to do. On the right is the route the book walks you through, step by step.
What panic says Can backfire
- Change the locks while they're outCh. 5
- Shut off the power and waterCh. 5
- Put their things on the curbCh. 5
- Argue at the door, post it onlineCh. 5
- Pay them to leave, with nothing in writingCh. 5
- Wait and hope they goCh. 1
What the book has you do The legal route
- Call the police with proof of ownership, get a report numberCh. 3–4
- Find out who they are: squatter, tenant or scam victimCh. 2
- Build your evidence file the same dayCh. 6
- Serve the right notice, the right wayCh. 7
- Walk into court with documents, not angerCh. 8–9
- Let the sheriff do the removalCh. 10
One path can make you the defendant. The other gets you your keys back.
What's inside
Exactly what you get for $27.
Thirteen short chapters, in the order you'll need them. Each one ends with a "Try This" step and a Key Points box. Someone already inside? Read Chapters 1 to 5 tonight.
Chapter 2 · Know who is inside
Squatter, Tenant, or Scam Victim? Know Who You're Dealing With
- 01Trespasser, squatter, holdover tenant, or guest
- 02Clues that a lease might be fake
- 03The adverse possession myth
Chapter 3 · The first 48 hours
The First 48 Hours: What to Do and Who to Call
- 01Safety first, never go in alone
- 02Police report, attorney, insurance, utilities
- 03If the property is in another state
Chapter 4 · Police
Why Police Often Won't Remove Them (and When They Will)
- 01Civil matter vs. criminal trespass
- 02What to say when an officer says "it's civil"
- 03States that now give sheriffs a faster route
Chapter 5 · Mistakes
The Mistakes That Can Land You in Court: Locks, Utilities, Belongings
- 01Why changing locks or cutting power backfires
- 02The truth about "cash for keys"
- 03Why accepting rent can hurt you
Chapter 6 · Evidence
Proof of Ownership: Building Your Evidence File
- 01Deed, tax bills, mortgage, insurance, utilities
- 02Dated photos and a timeline log
- 03Paper plus cloud copies
Chapter 7 · Notice
Notice to Quit: The First Legal Step
- 01What a notice is and what it is called in your state
- 02How it is delivered
- 03The small mistakes that restart the clock
Chapter 8 · Court
Inside the Courtroom: How Eviction Hearings Really Go
- 01Filing, fees and being served
- 02What to bring, wear and say
- 03In-person vs. video hearings
Chapter 9 · Excuses
The Excuses Squatters Use, and How Judges See Through Them
- 01The fake lease from someone nobody can reach
- 02Stories that change mid-hearing
- 03The document that answers each excuse
Chapter 10 · Removal
After the Ruling: Getting Them Out for Good
- 01Why the ruling is not the finish line
- 02Lockout day: safety, photos, new locks
- 03What to do if they come back
Chapter 11 · Money
Recovering Your Money: Back Rent, Damage, and Small Claims
- 01What you can ask the court for
- 02Money judgments vs. actually collecting
- 03When to let it go
Chapter 12 · Your state
How to Check Your Own State's Squatter Law
- 01Five official places to check
- 02The exact words to search
- 03Questions for a 30-minute lawyer consult
Chapter 13 · Prevention
Never Again: Locking Down Your Property
- 01How squatters pick a target
- 02Empty, inherited and out-of-state homes
- 03Cameras, neighbors, records and insurance
Back of the book · Quick Reference
Every action step on two pages you can screenshot.
- 01All 13 "Try This" steps in one list
- 02The First 48 Hours checklist
- 03The Never Do list to share with your family
Is this you?
Written for the owner who's angry, scared, and not sure what's allowed.
"How do the courts and cops just let this happen?"
"I inherited the house, and I live out of state. Squatters moved into a fully furnished house."
"How do these people find these homes?"
"The squatter laws in this country are ridiculous!"
"I didn't even want back rent, I just wanted them out of my property."
Real comments under our squatter videosThis book is for you if
- You own a home in the US that sits empty some or all of the time
- You inherited a house, own a second home, or rent out 1 to 3 places
- You just found someone inside and need a plan tonight
It's not for you if
- You want a way to force people out yourself (we never teach that)
- You need a lawyer for your exact case right now (call one; Chapter 12 helps you find one)
- You live outside the US (the steps are written for US law)
About us
Tears In CourtRoom.
Tears In CourtRoom is a YouTube channel that shares real courtroom moments: defendants who think they'll walk free, judges who see right through it, and owners who finally get their homes back.
Our squatter cases drew hundreds of thousands of views and more than a thousand comments from people who were angry, worried, or living through it. The same questions came up again and again. What do I do first? Why won't the police help? How long will this take? This book is our answer, in plain English and in the right order.
We are a channel, not a law firm. This book is general information, not legal advice.Watch the channel
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PDF ebook · 133 pages · 13 chapters
Get Them Out
The Homeowner's Step-by-Step Guide to Removing Squatters Legally and Protecting Your Property. Written for US homeowners and small landlords, in plain English.
$27One payment · no subscription
What you get
- The Full Book — 133-page PDF, 13 chapters, from the first phone call to getting your keys back.
- A "Try This" Step in Every Chapter — one action you can finish in under 30 minutes.
- Key Points Boxes — the whole chapter in 3 to 5 lines when you're in a hurry.
- Quick Reference Pages — every action step, a First 48 Hours list and a Never Do list on two pages.
- Your State Checklist — how to find your state's current law in about 20 minutes.
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FAQ
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A 133-page PDF. It opens on any phone, tablet or computer, and you can print it.
Right away. After checkout you go straight to your download page, and the book also stays in your Whop account.
No. It is general information written in plain English. Squatter and eviction laws differ by state and change often, so the book shows you how to check your own state and when to call a local attorney.
The steps (document, notice, court, removal) apply in most of the US. Chapter 12 walks you through finding the current rules for your state in about 20 minutes.
Read Chapters 1 to 5 tonight. They cover the first 48 hours, the police, and the mistakes that can hurt your case.
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